The 0 of Wels is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 13.897 billion Welsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Administration, with Healthcare, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 24.3%.

The very strong Welsian economy, worth 821 trillion denars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 59,083 denars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour, old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, and airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wels's national animal is the 0, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wels is ranked 263,743^rd in the world and 513^th in the Plains of Perdition for Most Extreme, scoring 8.72 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.