The Kingdom of Wellsia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by King with an even hand, and notable for its aversion to nipples, ubiquitous missile silos, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cheerful, devout population of 10.309 billion Wellsians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eddoras. The average income tax rate is 32.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Wellsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,703 trillion scales a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 262,283 scales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.
Citizens need a magnifying glass and color chart to distinguish between nearly identical brand labels, Formula One cars in Wellsia boast 56 miles per gallon, ill and injured visitors in Wellsia have to walk it off until they return home, and bleach is the nation's most common pesticide. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wellsia's national animal is the Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Saculeum.
Wellsia is ranked 6,040th in the world and 9th in The Western Isles for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 516,587 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Wellsia, bleach is the nation's most common pesticide.
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Wellsia, ill and injured visitors in Wellsia have to walk it off until they return home.
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Wellsia, Formula One cars in Wellsia boast 56 miles per gallon.
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Wellsia, citizens need a magnifying glass and color chart to distinguish between nearly identical brand labels.
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Wellsia, money can't buy happiness but it can buy immunity to prosecution.
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Wellsia, lawyers spend as much time preparing their make-up as they do their briefs.
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Wellsia lodged a message on the The Western Isles Regional Message Board.
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Wellsia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector and Largest Cheese Export Sector.
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Wellsia, it's no longer mandatory for armless amputees to own ironic side-arms.
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Wellsia, prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams.