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Most Devout: 52ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 297thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 470th
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Wellsia

Population8.843 billion

CapitalEaldwic
LeaderKing
FaithSaculeum

Currencyscale
AnimalTiger

The United Kingdom of Wellsia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 8.843 billion Wellsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ealdwic. The average income tax rate is 4.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Wellsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,113 trillion scales a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 238,953 scales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea, putting a mustache on a banknote is considered defacing a national monument, cane fights are a common sight in nursing homes, and elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-scale mansions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wellsia's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Saculeum.

Wellsia is ranked 1,445th in the world and 5th in The Western Isles for Most Primitive, scoring 210.21 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most Devout: 52ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 297thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 470thMost Cultured: 564thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,249thMost Primitive: 1,445thTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,249thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,346thLowest Crime Rates: 2,500thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,813thHighest Average Incomes: 3,820thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,524thMost Armed: 4,582ndMost Corrupt Governments: 4,635thMost Efficient Economies: 4,685thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,873rdLargest Retail Industry: 4,971stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,621stHighest Poor Incomes: 6,007thHealthiest Citizens: 6,478thHighest Economic Output: 6,941stLongest Average Lifespans: 7,057thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,233rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,795thMost Stationary: 10,285thTop
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Largest Governments: 10,573rdMost Beautiful Environments: 11,553rdLargest Mining Sector: 12,815thMost Influential: 14,893rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,045thMost Conservative: 18,342ndMost Subsidized Industry: 18,478th
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionMost Primitive: 5th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 10th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 10th in the regionMost Armed: 11th in the regionMost Stationary: 11th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11th in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 12th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 14th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionMost Conservative: 16th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 16th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 18th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 22nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Wellsia, elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-scale mansions.
  • : Following new legislation in Wellsia, cane fights are a common sight in nursing homes.
  • : Following new legislation in Wellsia, putting a mustache on a banknote is considered defacing a national monument.
  • : Following new legislation in Wellsia, the nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea.
  • : Following new legislation in Wellsia, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Wellsians.
  • : Following new legislation in Wellsia, pocket dialling is a criminal offence.
  • : Wellsia lodged a message on the The Western Isles Regional Message Board.
  • : Wellsia lodged a message on the The Western Isles Regional Message Board.
  • : Wellsia lodged a message on the The Western Isles Regional Message Board.
  • : Wellsia lodged a message on the The Western Isles Regional Message Board.

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