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Brawndo- It's Got What Plants Crave! Der Kommissar
Most Stationary: 142ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 465thLargest Populations: 591st
The United States of
Capitalist Paradise
Influence
Hermit
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Weitzel

Population45.911 billion

CapitalSmallville
LeaderDer Kommissar

CurrencySmelly Fart
Animalduckbilled platypus

The United States of Weitzel is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Der Kommissar with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, infamous sell-swords, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 45.911 billion Weitzelese are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Smallville. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Weitzelian economy, worth a remarkable 9,777 trillion Smelly Farts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 212,976 Smelly Farts, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 748,587 per year while the poor average 43,913, a ratio of 17.0 to 1.

Families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, requests to "pass the salt" are supported by tank divisions, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life, and street gangs rule most of the nation's major cities. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Weitzel's national animal is the duckbilled platypus, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Weitzel is ranked 142nd in the world and 1st in EWU for Most Stationary, with 6,943.66222272 days.

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Most Stationary: 142ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 465thLargest Populations: 591stHighest Economic Output: 874thRudest Citizens: 1,127thMost Armed: 1,483rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,632ndHighest Crime Rates: 1,862ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,939thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,238thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,779thTop
5%
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,610thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,963rdFattest Citizens: 3,964thMost Devout: 4,161stMost Influential: 5,388thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,066thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,097thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7,463rdSmartest Citizens: 7,608thHighest Average Incomes: 8,489thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9,339thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,775thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,019thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,217thMost Patriotic: 10,393rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 10,758thLargest Retail Industry: 11,334thLargest Mining Sector: 12,259thMost Efficient Economies: 12,931stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 14,113thMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,606thTop
10%
Most Beautiful Environments: 16,362ndMost Cultured: 17,281stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,945thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,779thLargest Black Market: 24,968thLargest Governments: 29,772nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Weitzel was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate and the Top 10% for Largest Governments.
  • : Weitzel voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Airline Safety And Comfort Disclosures".
  • : Following new legislation in Weitzel, street gangs rule most of the nation's major cities.
  • : Following new legislation in Weitzel, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life.
  • : Weitzel voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
  • : Following new legislation in Weitzel, requests to "pass the salt" are supported by tank divisions.
  • : Following new legislation in Weitzel, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain.
  • : Weitzel voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Education and Availability of Basic Medical Devices".
  • : Following new legislation in Weitzel, prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams.
  • : Following new legislation in Weitzel, teddy bears and pajamas have replaced briefcases and suits in Weitzel's offices.

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