The Republic of Wednesday 31 is a massive, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning giraffe population. The hard-working population of 1.076 billion Wednesday 31ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 17.6%.

The Wednesday 31ian economy, worth 48.4 trillion pesos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is 44,946 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wednesday 31's national animal is the giraffe.

Wednesday 31 is ranked 232,928^th in the world and 2,434^th in The Allied Nations of Egalaria for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -7.75 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.