The Aquatic Blue State of Waterstania is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Grand Marshal Magnus Coralis with an iron fist, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1 billion Oceanids are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oceania. The average income tax rate is 59.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Oceanid economy, worth 205 trillion Cubic Miles of Water a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 205,181 Cubic Miles of Water, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", foreign leaders who don't applaud Grand Marshal Magnus Coralis's speeches are regarded as enemies of Waterstania, blood stains the floors of the execution room and the hands of the state, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Waterstania's national animal is the Aquamarine Coral, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Constructive Criticism.

Waterstania is ranked 296,366^th in the world and 271^st in Karma for Nudest, with 21.75 cheeks per square mile.