The Queendom of Wasserbillig is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 16.429 billion Wasserbilligians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny government prioritizes Education, with Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.5%.

The very strong Wasserbilligian economy, worth a remarkable 1,030 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 62,711 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 177,022 per year while the poor average 17,783, a ratio of 10.0 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, and surveillance cameras are banned. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Wasserbillig's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Wasserbillig is ranked 249,068^th in the world and 6^th in United Assembly for Lowest Crime Rates, with 52.22 law-abiding acts per hour.