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Weapon breaks your bones, but Wards can break your soul Chancellor Eorcenberg von Finmarck
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 361st Most Primitive: 625th Most Ignorant Citizens: 774th
The Federacy Union's Kingdom of
Corporate Police State
Influence
Hatchling
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Wardency

Population864 million

CapitalPriastand
LeaderChancellor Eorcenberg von Finmarck

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The Federacy Union's Kingdom of Wardency is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Chancellor Eorcenberg von Finmarck with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, national health service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 864 million Wardens are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Education and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Priastand. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Warden economy, worth 106 trillion pans a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 123,595 pans, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 466,271 per year while the poor average 22,819, a ratio of 20.4 to 1.

Rabbits are known to spontaneously explode without warning, holiday-makers leave on the same clandestine boats that illegal immigrants arrive in, a small country is wondering where their capitol building's gold dome went, and Warden watches list strained wrists as a common side effect. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Wardency's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Wardency is ranked 4,069th in the world and 158th in The North Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 166.03 Kickbacks Per Hour.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 361stMost Primitive: 625thMost Ignorant Citizens: 774thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,606thTop
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Most Avoided: 2,557thNudest: 2,727thLargest Mining Sector: 2,899thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,002ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,437thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,069thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,397thLargest Black Market: 6,558thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,655thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,254thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,422ndTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 12,091stMost Conservative: 12,907thHighest Crime Rates: 15,049thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 15,343rd
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 20th in the regionMost Primitive: 24th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 32nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 68th in the regionMost Avoided: 79th in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 86th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 89th in the regionNudest: 95th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 115th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 147th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 158th in the regionLargest Black Market: 183rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 234th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 294th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 306th in the regionTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 429th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 514th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 588th in the regionMost Conservative: 690th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 812th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Wardency, Warden watches list strained wrists as a common side effect.
  • : Wardency lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Wardency, a small country is wondering where their capitol building's gold dome went.
  • : Following new legislation in Wardency, holiday-makers leave on the same clandestine boats that illegal immigrants arrive in.
  • : Wardency lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Wardency, rabbits are known to spontaneously explode without warning.
  • : Wardency was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Wardency, fire stations and hospitals can't deploy emergency vehicles because badly parked cars block them in.
  • : Wardency lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Wardency lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.

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