Population | 10.39 billion |
Capital | WD Central |
Leader | Dog o'War |
Faith | Canis Majorism |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | Dog |
The Republic of War Dogs XXXIX is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Dog o'War with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, triple-decker prams, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.39 billion War Dogs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, although Education, Industry, and Defense are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WD Central. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Canine economy, worth a remarkable 3,317 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 319,267 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes, small towns have started burning historical buildings in hopes of attracting tourists, companies have begun running campaigns to stop people from remembering their brand name, and parents are really careful to pick the right gun for their kids' birthdays. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. War Dogs XXXIX's national animal is the Dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Canis Majorism.
War Dogs XXXIX is ranked 1,342nd in the world and 22nd in The East Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 6,996.4 on the Societal Mobility Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs XXXIX, parents are really careful to pick the right gun for their kids' birthdays.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs XXXIX, companies have begun running campaigns to stop people from remembering their brand name.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs XXXIX, small towns have started burning historical buildings in hopes of attracting tourists.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs XXXIX, cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs XXXIX, the government is interviewing for thousands of 'Religious Censor' positions.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs XXXIX, WD Central's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs XXXIX, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock".
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs XXXIX, children fear compulsory visits to their spiritual advisors more than the dentist.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs XXXIX, re-education centers are being added to most prisons.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs XXXIX, exports of live cows arrive pre-roasted.