Population | 10.849 billion |
Capital | WD Central |
Leader | Dog o'War |
Currency | peso |
Animal | dog |
The Grand Duchy of War Dogs XIII is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Dog o'War with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.849 billion War Dogs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WD Central. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 89.6%.
The frighteningly efficient canine economy, worth a remarkable 3,261 trillion pesos a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 300,610 pesos, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.
Schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention, large areas of War Dogs XIII are not accessible by the public, the government is slowly introducing social welfare programs, and government spending has hit an all-time low. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. War Dogs XIII's national animal is the dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
War Dogs XIII is ranked 36,855th in the world and 16th in Realm of Dogs for Most Stationary, with 1,235.47093152032 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs XIII, government spending has hit an all-time low.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs XIII, the government is slowly introducing social welfare programs.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs XIII, large areas of War Dogs XIII are not accessible by the public.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs XIII, schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs XIII, many believe that Dog o'War's head is big enough for the sun to orbit around it.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs XIII, restaurants have noticed that hanging wet laundry from the ceiling makes diners order more food.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs XIII, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs XIII, shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs XIII, raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs XIII, celebrity foodies are biting a huge chunk out of the government budget.