The Republic of War Dogs LX is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Dog O'War with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, keen interest in outer space, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.415 billion War Dogs are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WD Central. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 86.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Canine economy, worth a remarkable 2,554 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 245,309 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 918,536 per year while the poor average 45,834, a ratio of 20.0 to 1.

Mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, people say that cubists are rubbish because they can't draw faces, and foreign students are expected to have a Kegmeister Grade Average of 36-24-36 to qualify for university. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. War Dogs LX's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Canis Majorism.

War Dogs LX is ranked 331,011^th in the world and 4,955^th in The East Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 18.39 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.