Population | 12.407 billion |
Capital | WD Central |
Leader | Dog o'War |
Faith | Canis Majorism |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | Dog |
The Republic of War Dogs II is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Dog o'War with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, national health service, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 12.407 billion War Dogs have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WD Central. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.
The frighteningly efficient War Dog economy, worth a remarkable 5,376 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 433,369 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
Human resources employees have time for hobbies as harassment is designated "high praise", artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings, the entire entry for War Dogs II in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless', and East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. War Dogs II's national animal is the Dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Canis Majorism.
War Dogs II is ranked 5,526th in the world and 78th in The East Pacific for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 13,890.19 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs II, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy'.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs II, the entire entry for War Dogs II in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless'.
- : War Dogs II was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Secular.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs II, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs II, human resources employees have time for hobbies as harassment is designated "high praise".
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs II, turning eighteen is often referred to as the 'Age of Aquarius'.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs II, the question of 'what is Dog o'War's favorite color?' has been given a priority rating of burnt-orange.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs II, the War Dog Intelligence Agency has put 'Project Quantum Refrigerator' on hold indefinitely.
- : War Dogs II was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs II, constipated-looking politicians are uptight about potty mouths.