Speak softly, and carry a big stick
Largest Information Technology Sector: 84thMost Secular: 263rdBest Weather: 346th
The Federation of
Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Population11.321 billion



The Federation of Wanabe is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Papewaio with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, irreverence towards religion, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, humorless population of 11.321 billion Wanabeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The tiny, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 24.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Wanabean economy, worth a remarkable 2,443 trillion talegoes a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 215,807 talegoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly, businesses that prove successful are immediately broken up, prenuptial contracts have replaced diamond rings in marriage proposals, and going on a diet invalidates your passport. Crime is totally unknown. Wanabe's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wanabe is ranked 258,518th in the world and 9,770th in The East Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -44.42 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Largest Information Technology Sector: 84thMost Secular: 263rdBest Weather: 346thLeast Corrupt Governments: 403rdMost Beautiful Environments: 444thHealthiest Citizens: 609thSmartest Citizens: 858thSafest: 881stLongest Average Lifespans: 985thHighest Food Quality: 991stMost Inclusive: 1,139thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,227thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,371stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,639thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,742ndHighest Poor Incomes: 2,279thMost Influential: 2,329thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,440thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,450thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,587thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,296thMost Cultured: 3,430thMost Pacifist: 3,568thRudest Citizens: 4,058thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,566thHighest Average Incomes: 6,019thMost Developed: 6,152ndHighest Economic Output: 7,499thNicest Citizens: 8,433rdMost Stationary: 10,754thTop
Most Income Equality: 18,800thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,885thLowest Crime Rates: 23,112thLargest Governments: 23,820th
Largest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 7th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 7th in the regionMost Secular: 8th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 19th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 22nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 25th in the regionSafest: 25th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 27th in the regionMost Inclusive: 30th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 31st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 42nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 45th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 46th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 50th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 52nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 60th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 78th in the regionMost Cultured: 79th in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 107th in the regionMost Influential: 117th in the regionMost Pacifist: 122nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 122nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 124th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 145th in the regionMost Stationary: 152nd in the regionMost Developed: 171st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 190th in the regionLargest Populations: 227th in the regionNicest Citizens: 290th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 557th in the regionLargest Governments: 603rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 646th in the regionNudest: 745th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 785th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 815th in the regionMost Income Equality: 844th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 849th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 944th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Wanabe was endorsed by The Queendom of Lyonea.
  • : Wanabe was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of West Latium.
  • : Wanabe was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes and the Top 10% for Most Income Equality.
  • : Following new legislation in Wanabe, going on a diet invalidates your passport.
  • : Following new legislation in Wanabe, prenuptial contracts have replaced diamond rings in marriage proposals.
  • : Following new legislation in Wanabe, businesses that prove successful are immediately broken up.
  • : Wanabe was endorsed by The Republic of TheHurricane.
  • : Following new legislation in Wanabe, grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly.
  • : Following new legislation in Wanabe, handling people's data is proving an immersive experience.
  • : Wanabe was endorsed by The Kingdom of United Islands of Romania.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 132 » A Slanted Black Stripe, Asendavia, Brotherland, ReeK, Kangarawa, Wiranath, Hizuru, Republic of Berzerkistan, United China Nation, Rhealaliit, VW53Aland, Axdel, BearStackof2015, Kilkire, Grossvietnam, Pekweng, Marrabuk, Dragons Blood, Amjedia, East Malaysia, Rainbow Vests, Ridann, Pakitsk, Todd McCloud, Fellon, Freedomindia, Ripsylvania, The Three States of Fortuna, Azureano, A mean old man, Centrical Union, Stellar Colonies, New Leganes, Layngderfleethe, Enlil, Coruh, Oofery, FreedomIand, Debluu, ArenaC, From New World, Dravida India, Cacnesia, Eastern Alksearia, North Bernia, Modra, Freedom Fascists, Distro-Spartica, Wakeopolis, Vessarlian, and 82 others.Spiruvania, Konneticut, Empire of Dabiristan, Under Upper Antartica, Dahom, Veterans Association, Aquyia, Aivintis, Formaro, Albrook, Lilisk, Sandboxford, CheeseBurrito, In Insulam Autem Sanguis Et Magia, Kalaratri, British Calradia, Auslivia, Canadian Technocrats, Kuseropia Repubationtopia, Thurland, Roliganistan, Danelaw Scandinavia, The Almighty Country, Dragonia, Squarist Republic of Squaria, Blobbo, Republic of Restaks, Chalan, The united republican democratic states, Unger under over, Bai Lung, Lanagon, Drunken Seal Islands, Arcadiam, Headpat Central, Land of Corporations, Talitoa, Harro Waarudho, Perah, Goodnamesarerare, Verconia, Romanoddle Republic, Ribanzi, Evrigenis, Agave, Kagorg Bra Corna, Blobon, Risany Tripsonia, Mardom, Rikos Isles, East Deslang, Vilender, Nature and Industry, ReReReRepublic, Kingdom of Hapsteld, Neko Girls, Nevertopia, Bogliqia, Tassirion, Hosoven, Gwaentrymulnuuli, The Marlands, Remsleep, Merlovich, Tyrosalem, The Wallenburgian World Assembly Offices, New Black Earth, Nociav, Chesstitans, New Missoura, Frankinstan, Zohaib, Isole Ionie, Kond Mex Ethostorgel, Roissyland, Sarikaya Komzin, New Sandsnionion, Money for ever, Myehn, United Islands of Romania, West Latium, and Lyonea.