The Canton of Wallis is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Jean-Michel Cina with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 21.235 billion Walsers are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The medium-sized, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sion. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.9%.

The very strong Walser economy, worth 916 trillion franks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 43,143 franks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 148,016 per year while the poor average 9,229, a ratio of 16.0 to 1.

Voting is compulsory, Roman Catholicism has been named as Wallis's national religion, Wallis has designated Sion as its capital city, and Jean-Michel Cina has just been declared ruler of Wallis in an international press conference. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Wallis's national animal is the lion and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Wallis is ranked 122,922^nd in the world and 4^th in Swiss Confederation for Healthiest Citizens, with 1 bananas ingested per day.