The Rogue Nation of Wallingania is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Queen P with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, daily referendums, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate population of 6.632 billion Wallinganians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Golden Gate. The average income tax rate is 91.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wallinganian economy, worth 690 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 104,135 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times, many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators, Queen P's opponents have adopted dogs to chase away the mailman, and heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-florin treacle machine. Crime is totally unknown. Wallingania's national animal is the sea lion, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is opera.

Wallingania is ranked 29,253^rd in the world and 1,859^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 83.17 law-abiding acts per hour.