Population | 8.136 billion |
Currency | pataca |
Animal | bear |
The Incorporated States of Vylixan Porphyrion 67 is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its public floggings, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.136 billion Vylixan Porphyrion 67ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 69.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The Vylixan Porphyrion 67ian economy, worth 457 trillion patacas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, Pizza Delivery, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 56,281 patacas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
Law schools are hurrying to teach the "prank defense" to their students, the traditional Violetist dish of stuffed sheep's head is served with an intense look of shock upon its face, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, and the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vylixan Porphyrion 67's national animal is the bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Vylixan Porphyrion 67 is ranked 29,062nd in the world and 79th in Vylixan Prime for Most Stationary, with 1,379.19788120168 days.
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- : Vylixan Porphyrion 67 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pacifist.
- : Vylixan Porphyrion 67 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
- : Vylixan Porphyrion 67 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
- : Vylixan Porphyrion 67 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pacifist.
- : Vylixan Porphyrion 67 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pacifist.
- : Vylixan Porphyrion 67 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pacifist.
- : Vylixan Porphyrion 67 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic.
- : Vylixan Porphyrion 67 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic.
- : Vylixan Porphyrion 67 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic.
- : Vylixan Porphyrion 67 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.