Population | 8.184 billion |
Capital | Pylos |
Leader | Hades |
Faith | Wealth |
Currency | Cornucopia |
Animal | Cerberus |
The Deathly Wealthy Conglomerate of Vylixan Hades is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Hades with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, zero percent divorce rate, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 8.184 billion Hadesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pylos. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Hadesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,117 trillion Cornucopias a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 136,517 Cornucopias, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.
Frightened witnesses and seriously ill jurors wear the same handcuffs as the defendant, belief that Hades is a lizard-person from outer space has reached an all-time high, workers of "fairweather faith" claim six months of paid leave for holy days per year, and it is technically inaccurate to call the dead 'worm food'. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Vylixan Hades's national animal is the Cerberus, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Wealth.
Vylixan Hades is ranked 29,019th in the world and 27th in Spiritus for Most Stationary, with 1,381.10433831488 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Vylixan Hades, it is technically inaccurate to call the dead 'worm food'.
- : Following new legislation in Vylixan Hades, workers of "fairweather faith" claim six months of paid leave for holy days per year.
- : Vylixan Hades was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in Vylixan Hades, belief that Hades is a lizard-person from outer space has reached an all-time high.
- : Following new legislation in Vylixan Hades, frightened witnesses and seriously ill jurors wear the same handcuffs as the defendant.
- : Following new legislation in Vylixan Hades, religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else.
- : Vylixan Hades was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed.
- : Following new legislation in Vylixan Hades, village elders are often called in to interpret voting outcomes in Parliament.
- : Following new legislation in Vylixan Hades, the annual Adult Film Awards have a category for most titillating aftershave advert.
- : Following new legislation in Vylixan Hades, gun ownership is compulsory.