Population | 8.151 billion |
Currency | dirham |
Animal | crocodile |
The Democratic States of Vylixan Gegenees 84 is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its public floggings, frequent executions, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 8.151 billion Vylixan Gegenees 84ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 55.7%.
The large but inefficient Vylixan Gegenees 84ian economy, worth 272 trillion dirhams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 33,449 dirhams, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.
Foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country, rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes, the "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance, and convicts released after being found "wrongfully imprisoned" are surprisingly chill about the whole thing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vylixan Gegenees 84's national animal is the crocodile.
Vylixan Gegenees 84 is ranked 29,079th in the world and 96th in Vylixan Prime for Most Stationary, with 1,379.18827009672 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Vylixan Gegenees 84 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
- : Vylixan Gegenees 84 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : Following new legislation in Vylixan Gegenees 84, convicts released after being found "wrongfully imprisoned" are surprisingly chill about the whole thing.
- : Following new legislation in Vylixan Gegenees 84, the "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance.
- : Following new legislation in Vylixan Gegenees 84, rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes.
- : Following new legislation in Vylixan Gegenees 84, foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country.
- : Following new legislation in Vylixan Gegenees 84, the big red machine has ground to a halt.
- : Following new legislation in Vylixan Gegenees 84, pallbearers at military funerals dive for cover when they hear the three-volley salute.
- : Following new legislation in Vylixan Gegenees 84, there's sophisticated talk of revolution within the ever-expanding mining colonies.
- : Following new legislation in Vylixan Gegenees 84, surrogate mothers are encouraged to refer to their wombs as 'rental space'.