Population | 6.988 billion |
Capital | The Wild Sutāshіti |
Leader | The Grey Druid |
Faith | Naturalismus |
Currency | Life |
Animal | Nature |
The Lucious Green Garden of Vylixan Gaea is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by The Grey Druid with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.988 billion Gaeanics are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Environment, with Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Wild Sutāshіti. The average income tax rate is 78.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Gaeanan economy, worth 981 trillion Lives a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 140,505 Lives, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.
Power to the people comes from the barrel of a gun, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead, emergency services don't respond to trailer park fires, and looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Vylixan Gaea's national animal is the Nature, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Naturalismus.
Vylixan Gaea is ranked 101,682nd in the world and 1st in Paradisus for Most Stationary, with 423.21398608732 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Vylixan Gaea, looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities.
- : Following new legislation in Vylixan Gaea, emergency services don't respond to trailer park fires.
- : Following new legislation in Vylixan Gaea, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead.
- : Following new legislation in Vylixan Gaea, power to the people comes from the barrel of a gun.
- : Following new legislation in Vylixan Gaea, parents are fined for sending their children to take out the trash after sunset.
- : Vylixan Gaea was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided, the Top 5% for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, and the Top 10% for Most Rebellious Youth.
- : Following new legislation in Vylixan Gaea, noble feuds don't end until one side gets their point across.
- : Following new legislation in Vylixan Gaea, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects.
- : Following new legislation in Vylixan Gaea, the nation's wilderness is only teenage wasteland.
- : Following new legislation in Vylixan Gaea, foreign leaders never seem to want to shake hands with The Grey Druid.