The Sultanate of Vylixan Eupheme 147 is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, parental licensing program, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 8.306 billion Vylixan Eupheme 147ians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.9%.

The thriving Vylixan Eupheme 147ian economy, worth 609 trillion lempiras a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 73,421 lempiras, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 326,735 per year while the poor average 10,268, a ratio of 31.8 to 1.

Nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids, you're only as old as you feel, textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be, and Maxtopian slaves are routinely sold as an optional extra for household appliances. Crime is moderate. Vylixan Eupheme 147's national animal is the pheasant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Vylixan Eupheme 147 is ranked 237,648^th in the world and 312^th in Vylixan Prime for Lowest Crime Rates, with 54.99 law-abiding acts per hour.