The Disputed Territories of Vylixan Crius 33 is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 8.277 billion Vylixan Crius 33ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 58.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Vylixan Crius 33ian economy, worth 348 trillion kwachas a year, is highly specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,090 kwachas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Urban entrepreneurs are busy introducing cockroaches into restaurant kitchens, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, the traditional Violetist dish of stuffed sheep's head is served with an intense look of shock upon its face, and teachers prefer to give 'Maybe, Maybe Not' tests when dealing with sensitive subjects. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vylixan Crius 33's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Vylixan Crius 33 is ranked 104,422^nd in the world and 64^th in Vylixan Prime for Lowest Crime Rates, with 65.35 law-abiding acts per hour.