The Constitutional Democracy of Vulxo is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Free Market with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, enslaved workforce, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 5.021 billion Vulxoians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Defense, and Administration are also considered important, while Environment and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nucleartopia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Vulxoist economy, worth a remarkable 1,585 trillion Flopereums a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 315,792 Flopereums, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

The central government is trying to keep things flowing, appliance stores are finding spy cameras embedded in their unboxed merchandise, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it, and Vulxoist tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Vulxo's national animal is the Desert Lynx, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Stalkerian.

Vulxo is ranked 291,163^rd in the world and 100^th in Nevadia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 19.99 law-abiding acts per hour.