The Federation of Vucreso is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 324 million Vucresians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vecrusia. The average income tax rate is 43.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Vucresian economy, worth 22.5 trillion Notes a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 69,311 Notes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation, solid-gold toilets are Vucresian prisons' least expensive furnishings, 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office, and the government spends billions to protect Vucreso from a disaster that is one in a million. Crime is totally unknown. Vucreso's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Vucreso is ranked 182,715^th in the world and 6,937^th in the South Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 41.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.