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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,466thMost Influential: 3,127thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,642nd
The Kingdom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Good

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VonJake

Population9.2 billion

LeaderHer Holiness VonRachael

CurrencyDeutsche Mark
AnimalGerman Shepherd

The Kingdom of VonJake is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Her Holiness VonRachael with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, compulsory gun ownership, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working population of 9.2 billion VonJakeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 75.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming VonJakean economy, worth 870 trillion Deutsche Marks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 94,573 Deutsche Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

On graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons, kids are taught in schools to argue with their parents, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow, and a degree of self-hatred is vital for a future in politics. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. VonJake's national animal is the German Shepherd, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

VonJake is ranked 7,839th in the world and 260th in the South Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,798.02 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,466thTop
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Most Influential: 3,127thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,642ndBest Weather: 6,261stMost Advanced Public Education: 7,074thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,839thMost Armed: 8,558thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,092ndLongest Average Lifespans: 11,370thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,266thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 13,639thMost Stationary: 13,762ndSmartest Citizens: 14,196thMost Average: 17,258thMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,737thHighest Food Quality: 18,469thMost Developed: 19,634thHighest Average Tax Rates: 20,157thLowest Crime Rates: 21,925thLargest Information Technology Sector: 22,307thHighest Poor Incomes: 23,455thMost Cultured: 23,545thMost Scientifically Advanced: 23,749thLargest Welfare Programs: 24,686thLargest Governments: 24,889thHighest Economic Output: 25,096thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 25,354th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 158th in the regionMost Armed: 169th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 202nd in the regionBest Weather: 203rd in the regionMost Stationary: 255th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 260th in the regionMost Average: 261st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 292nd in the regionMost Influential: 354th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 357th in the regionLargest Populations: 393rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 397th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 408th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 425th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 431st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 442nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 533rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 555th in the regionMost Developed: 576th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 600th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 634th in the regionTop
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Highest Food Quality: 639th in the regionLargest Governments: 677th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 679th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 683rd in the regionMost Cultured: 724th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 798th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 821st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 884th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 894th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 971st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1,066th in the regionMost Inclusive: 1,138th in the regionMost Secular: 1,171st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,226th in the region

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