The Holy Kingdom of VonHoolia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Supreme President King with an even hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, sprawling nuclear power plants, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 15.285 billion VonHoolers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Christos. The average income tax rate is 80.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving VonHooler economy, worth a remarkable 1,301 trillion Dollarmarks a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 85,120 Dollarmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Multilingual concierges man empty inner city apartment blocks, VonHoolers seem to be catching more chills, 3D printed organs are a breath of new life for the sick and elderly, and the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. VonHoolia's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

VonHoolia is ranked 32,197^th in the world and 398^th in the West Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 81.44 law-abiding acts per hour.