The light of the Suomi Star guides the Realm! Tsarina Katja Hämäläinen II
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 271stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 415thMost Influential: 459th
The Tsaral Realm of
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Population6.447 billion

LeaderTsarina Katja Hämäläinen II
FaithSuomi Lutheranism

AnimalManed Wolf

The Tsaral Realm of Volstokn is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Tsarina Katja Hämäläinen II with an iron fist, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, keen interest in outer space, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.447 billion Volkish are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Volkoneimi. The average income tax rate is 92.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Volkish economy, worth a remarkable 1,185 trillion Markkaa a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 183,809 Markkaa, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements, the roads are notorious throughout the region for their peril, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle, and vacationing Volkish expect to be treated as royalty. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Volstokn's national animal is the Maned Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Suomi Lutheranism.

Volstokn is ranked 116,753rd in the world and 5,194th in The North Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 435.59 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 271stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 415thMost Influential: 459thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,710thLargest Mining Sector: 1,910thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,194thLargest Black Market: 2,229thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,461stMost Corrupt Governments: 3,154thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,182ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,259thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,111thMost Efficient Economies: 6,419thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,607thHighest Average Incomes: 7,938thLargest Governments: 7,955thMost Armed: 8,149thMost Secular: 8,575thLowest Crime Rates: 9,108thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,077thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 12,582ndMost Advanced Public Education: 13,579thHighest Economic Output: 14,271stMost Developed: 14,355thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,890thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,996thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,215thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,146thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,582nd
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 26th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 51st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 60th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 74th in the regionLargest Black Market: 88th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 104th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 129th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 130th in the regionMost Influential: 144th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 160th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 209th in the regionMost Armed: 309th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 313th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 317th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 343rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 377th in the regionLargest Governments: 405th in the regionMost Secular: 448th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 450th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 460th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 490th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 537th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 663rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 720th in the regionMost Stationary: 755th in the regionMost Developed: 796th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 804th in the regionLargest Populations: 822nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 832nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 898th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 964th in the region

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