The light of the Suomi Star guides the Realm! Tsarina Katja Hämäläinen II
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 159thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 568thMost Influential: 1,245th
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Population5.201 billion

LeaderTsarina Katja Hämäläinen II
FaithSuomi Lutheranism

AnimalManed Wolf

The Structural Re-work of Volstokn is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Tsarina Katja Hämäläinen II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, digital currency, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.201 billion Volkish are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rovaniemi. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 89.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Volkish economy, worth a remarkable 1,007 trillion Markkaa a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 193,744 Markkaa, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 737,847 per year while the poor average 35,236, a ratio of 20.9 to 1.

Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused, in a fit of passion Tsarina Katja Hämäläinen II has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions, the nation's soldiers sleep four to a bed in order to use space economically, and citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Volstokn. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Volstokn's national animal is the Maned Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Suomi Lutheranism.

Volstokn is ranked 121,139th in the world and 6,356th in The North Pacific for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 2.21 Missed References Per Hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 159thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 568thMost Influential: 1,245thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,552ndTop
Largest Mining Sector: 1,836thLargest Black Market: 2,334thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,446thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,623rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,831stMost Corrupt Governments: 3,036thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,261stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,680thMost Armed: 4,895thMost Efficient Economies: 6,006thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,221stHighest Average Incomes: 6,803rdMost Secular: 7,427thLargest Governments: 8,444thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,471stTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 9,723rdLowest Crime Rates: 9,854thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,565thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,474thMost Developed: 14,612thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,791stHighest Economic Output: 15,792ndMost Conservative: 16,145thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,204thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,475th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 32nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 52nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 62nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 85th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 93rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 114th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 117th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 123rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 140th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 142nd in the regionMost Armed: 174th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 190th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 232nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 326th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 343rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 378th in the regionMost Secular: 390th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 397th in the regionLargest Governments: 427th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 473rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 477th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 492nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 502nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 582nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 651st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 669th in the regionMost Avoided: 744th in the regionMost Developed: 782nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 795th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 803rd in the region

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