The light of the Suomi Star guides the Realm! Tsarina Katja Hämäläinen II
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 235thMost Influential: 410thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 440th
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Population5.989 billion

LeaderTsarina Katja Hämäläinen II
FaithSuomi Lutheranism

AnimalManed Wolf

The Tsaral Realm of Volstokn is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Tsarina Katja Hämäläinen II with an iron fist, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, infamous sell-swords, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.989 billion Volkish are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Volkoneimi. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 91.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Volkish economy, worth a remarkable 1,149 trillion Markkaa a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 191,928 Markkaa, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 709,392 per year while the poor average 36,603, a ratio of 19.4 to 1.

Weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements, the roads are notorious throughout the region for their peril, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle, and vacationing Volkish expect to be treated as royalty. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Volstokn's national animal is the Maned Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Suomi Lutheranism.

Volstokn is ranked 74,895th in the world and 3,846th in The North Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 2,674.24 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 235thMost Influential: 410thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 440thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,475thLargest Mining Sector: 1,732ndTop
Largest Black Market: 2,130thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,215thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,617thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,650thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,675thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,854thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,803rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,890thMost Efficient Economies: 6,269thHighest Average Incomes: 7,102ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,346thMost Armed: 7,514thLargest Governments: 8,147thMost Secular: 8,305thLowest Crime Rates: 9,768thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,515thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,843rdMost Developed: 14,156thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,271stHighest Economic Output: 14,426thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,556thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,777thLongest Average Lifespans: 18,974th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 29th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 46th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 57th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 63rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 81st in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 103rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 113th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 119th in the regionMost Influential: 121st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 130th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 146th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 168th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 262nd in the regionMost Armed: 284th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 324th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 339th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 343rd in the regionLargest Governments: 411th in the regionMost Secular: 452nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 455th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 470th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 587th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 654th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 663rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 690th in the regionMost Developed: 741st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 752nd in the regionMost Stationary: 824th in the regionLargest Populations: 858th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 908th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 964th in the region

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