The Profound Eminency of Volkarai is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ban-Diùc MacTavish IV with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, digital currency, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 5.738 billion Volks enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kirk Yetholm. The average income tax rate is 63.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Volkaraian economy, worth 251 trillion tasdans a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Pizza Delivery, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 43,830 tasdans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them, and religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else. Crime is totally unknown. Volkarai's national animal is the tàirngarú, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Pantheon of the Nine Divines.

Volkarai is ranked 255,230^th in the world and 11,345^th in The East Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -7.9 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.