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Its not who votes its who counts the votes Vlasko Vlaskovski
Most Influential: 5,528thHealthiest Citizens: 5,784thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,156th
The Democratic Republic of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Vlaska

Population10.778 billion

CapitalSingidunum
LeaderVlasko Vlaskovski

CurrencyDinar
AnimalHawk

The Democratic Republic of Vlaska is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Vlasko Vlaskovski with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical population of 10.778 billion Vlaskans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Singidunum. The average income tax rate is 90.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Vlaskan economy, worth a remarkable 1,281 trillion Dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 118,936 Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Gift hampers filled with delicious beef jerky are sent to newly communist nations, clergy who start talking about politics are forced to take a holy vow of silence, Vlasko Vlaskovski's power is effectively nullified as no bill becomes law without the upper house's support, and the government's new "quiet competence" initiative has supporters and detractors alike reeling in confusion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vlaska's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Vlaska is ranked 17,280th in the world and 137th in Europeia for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 99.52 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

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Most Influential: 5,528thHealthiest Citizens: 5,784thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,156thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,922ndMost Pacifist: 7,436thLowest Crime Rates: 8,341stLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,401stMost Secular: 8,576thSafest: 9,218thMost Developed: 9,676thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,714thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,812thBest Weather: 9,907thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,248thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,275thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,302ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,386thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,524thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,829thNicest Citizens: 11,872ndMost Advanced Public Education: 13,326thLargest Governments: 13,355thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,682ndTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,910thSmartest Citizens: 14,574thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,743rdHighest Economic Output: 15,928thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,987thHighest Food Quality: 17,171stMost Efficient Economies: 17,280thMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,932ndMost Cultured: 20,819thMost Scientifically Advanced: 23,505thMost Income Equality: 24,375thHighest Average Incomes: 26,590th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 35th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 57th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 69th in the regionMost Secular: 70th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 83rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 83rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 89th in the regionMost Pacifist: 89th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 95th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 98th in the regionSafest: 100th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 101st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 107th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 107th in the region

National Happenings

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  • : Vlaska was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Vlaska was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Vlaska was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Vlaska was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Vlaska was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Vlaska was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Vlaska was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Vlaska was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Vlaska was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Vlaska was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.

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