Population | 11.004 billion |
Capital | San Regretia |
Leader | Godfrey Knight |
Faith | Imperial Junta |
Currency | Lei |
Animal | Carabao |
The Grand Armed Forces of Visayas-Hoseo is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Godfrey Knight with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 11.004 billion Visayan-Hoseans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Regretia. The average income tax rate is 91.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Visayan-Hosean economy, worth a remarkable 1,372 trillion Leis a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 124,750 Leis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
Marine biology students are shocked to discover that a whale is a mammal, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, typing Godfrey Knight's name into a search engine always gives zero matches, and children play Capture the Flag and Capture the Bigtopian General Staff at summer camps. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Visayas-Hoseo's national animal is the Carabao, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Imperial Junta.
Visayas-Hoseo is ranked 103,996th in the world and 4,017th in Balder for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 174,113 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Visayas-Hoseo was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The Sovereign Federation of Cordya, curing 1 million infected.
- : Visayas-Hoseo was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The Sovereign Federation of Cordya, curing 1 million infected.
- : Visayas-Hoseo was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The Sovereign Federation of Cordya, curing 1 million infected.
- : Visayas-Hoseo was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The Sovereign Federation of Cordya, curing 1 million infected.
- : Visayas-Hoseo was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The Sovereign Federation of Cordya, curing 1 million infected.
- : Visayas-Hoseo was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The Sovereign Federation of Cordya, curing 1 million infected.
- : Visayas-Hoseo was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The Sovereign Federation of Cordya, curing 1 million infected.
- : Visayas-Hoseo was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments, Most Beautiful Environments, and Most Eco-Friendly Governments and the Top 10% for Most Developed and Most Zombies.
- : The Democratic Republic of Benislovakia was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from Visayas-Hoseo, infecting 4 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
- : The Sovereign Federation of Cordya was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from Visayas-Hoseo, killing 1 million zombies.