The Depressed Titans Fan of Virrecich is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Kurt Williams with an even hand, and remarkable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 2.703 billion Virreichians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zügspize City. The average income tax rate is 49.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Virreichian economy, worth 208 trillion Yadels a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 77,144 Yadels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Virreichian Embarrassments, teach an angler how to phish and he can make a living, fake designer clothes are shredded and burnt while many in the world don't have a shirt on their back, and businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Virrecich's national animal is the Thunder Gator, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity and Sukei.

Virrecich is ranked 186,818^th in the world and 166^th in Karma for Highest Drug Use, scoring 40.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.