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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 8thMost Patriotic: 40thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 91st
The Something of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Virgolia

Population12.733 billion

CapitalCapital
LeaderDictator
FaithAnger

CurrencyChild
AnimalNS player

The Something of Virgolia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Dictator with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, strictly enforced bedtime, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.733 billion Virgolians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Virgolian economy, worth a remarkable 5,663 trillion Children a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 444,750 Children, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Virgolia is increasingly belligerent on the international stage, it is still not known if the commander in chief outranks the supreme commander, citizens who don't recite the Pledge of Virgolia at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list, and the line of people waiting for a visa interview in front of foreign embassies is typically a mile long. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Virgolia's national animal is the NS player, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Anger.

Virgolia is ranked 314,567th in the world and 5,108th in The East Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -14.63 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 8thMost Patriotic: 40thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 91stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 144thMost Valuable International Artwork: 153rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 156thHighest Poor Incomes: 166thMost Corrupt Governments: 226thMost Ignorant Citizens: 312thMost Devout: 411thLargest Black Market: 422ndMost Subsidized Industry: 434thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 537thHighest Average Tax Rates: 547thLargest Governments: 643rdHighest Average Incomes: 832ndMost Avoided: 924thMost Efficient Economies: 1,811thLowest Crime Rates: 1,860thMost Primitive: 2,260thHighest Economic Output: 2,867thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 3,840thNudest: 4,615thMost Conservative: 6,336thMost Income Equality: 7,493rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,298thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,858thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,096thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,730thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,289thTop
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Most Extreme: 26,789thMost Advanced Public Education: 30,633rd
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Most Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Devout: 11th in the regionLargest Governments: 12th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 13th in the regionMost Avoided: 16th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 28th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 40th in the regionMost Primitive: 41st in the regionNudest: 46th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 46th in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 77th in the regionMost Extreme: 113th in the regionMost Income Equality: 134th in the regionMost Conservative: 141st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 145th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 152nd in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 269th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 291st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 306th in the regionRudest Citizens: 325th in the regionLargest Populations: 432nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Virgolia, the line of people waiting for a visa interview in front of foreign embassies is typically a mile long.
  • : Following new legislation in Virgolia, citizens who don't recite the Pledge of Virgolia at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list.
  • : Following new legislation in Virgolia, it is still not known if the commander in chief outranks the supreme commander.
  • : Following new legislation in Virgolia, Virgolia is increasingly belligerent on the international stage.
  • : Following new legislation in Virgolia, the might of the entire Virgolian Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders.
  • : Following new legislation in Virgolia, Virgolia isn't what it used to be.
  • : Following new legislation in Virgolia, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence.
  • : Following new legislation in Virgolia, veterans' meet-ups involve a lot of tail sniffing.
  • : Following new legislation in Virgolia, the government has become increasingly militant.
  • : Following new legislation in Virgolia, the government baselessly accuses foreign dignitaries of being assassins.

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