The Something of Virgolia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Dictator with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, strictly enforced bedtime, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.733 billion Virgolians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Virgolian economy, worth a remarkable 5,663 trillion Children a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 444,750 Children, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Virgolia is increasingly belligerent on the international stage, it is still not known if the commander in chief outranks the supreme commander, citizens who don't recite the Pledge of Virgolia at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list, and the line of people waiting for a visa interview in front of foreign embassies is typically a mile long. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Virgolia's national animal is the NS player, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Anger.

Virgolia is ranked 314,567^th in the world and 5,108^th in The East Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -14.63 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.