The Federal Republic of Villorpestan is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Zoe Jay with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, sprawling nuclear power plants, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.816 billion Villorians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yasmine. The average income tax rate is 88.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Villorian economy, worth 623 trillion Tyzens a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 91,412 Tyzens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation, the world still seems flat to some people in space, people are bored of easy crossword puzzles, and the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Villorpestan's national animal is the Villorian Wombat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Villorpestan is ranked 257,425^th in the world and 6,664^th in Osiris for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.79 crimes per hour.