The Grand Piano Republic of Vieternozsk is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Aksel Davzinkiciski with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.454 billion Vieternozski's are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Silwo. The average income tax rate is 69.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Vieternozski economy, worth 45.3 trillion Pėhnîės a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Pizza Delivery, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 31,145 Pėhnîės, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

1% of global paper production is bound for the National Archive, military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons', and Baptist- Chistianity has been named as Vieternozsk's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vieternozsk's national animal is the European Bullfinch, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Baptist- Chistianity.

Vieternozsk is ranked 101,815^th in the world and 568^th in Europe for Highest Drug Use, scoring 67.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.