The Kingdom of Ventalia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by King Alexandre with a fair hand, and remarkable for its digital currency, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.39 billion Ventalians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Montregina. The average income tax rate is 84.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ventalian economy, worth a remarkable 4,287 trillion Libras a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 320,201 Libras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government bureaucrats review designs for birdhouses to ensure they do not block the views of neighbors, hipster cyclists declare that "metal is dead", the government response to disaster victims starving for bread is "let them eat stale cake", and rude retail employees are now even ruder homeless panhandlers. Crime is totally unknown. Ventalia's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ventalia is ranked 24,701^st in the world and 40^th in Gay for Lowest Crime Rates, with 86.17 law-abiding acts per hour.