The Commonwealth of VeniConstant is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, pith helmet sales, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 1.444 billion VeniConstantians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 48.5%.

The frighteningly efficient VeniConstantian economy, worth 189 trillion Never Changings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 131,256 Never Changings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Advertisements read like science journal articles complete with extensive references, government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, and every politician claims to be at least 1% Native VeniConstantian. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. VeniConstant's national animal is the Always Here, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

VeniConstant is ranked 282,753^rd in the world and 10,984^th in Osiris for Safest, scoring 16.23 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.