The Republic of Velo30 is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, zero percent divorce rate, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 659 million Velo30ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 60.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Velo30ian economy, worth 51.1 trillion rubles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 77,552 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies, and scientists are not permitted to ask questions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Velo30's national animal is the porpoise, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.
Velo30 is ranked 214,839th in the world and 16th in Kazi Syed Mrinmoy Ornob Amin Miah Nama for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 562.07 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Velo30, scientists are not permitted to ask questions.
- : Following new legislation in
Velo30, forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies.
- : Following new legislation in
Velo30, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed.
- : Following new legislation in
Velo30, weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law.
- : Following new legislation in
Velo30, the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli.
- : Following new legislation in
Velo30, Leader claims tax rises are the result of 'curses'.
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Velo30, cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy.
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Velo30, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail.
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Velo30, engine room hooch is the drink of choice among the nation's navy.
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Velo30, the nation forgives those who are big enough to admit they made a mistake.