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Glory to Arstotzka Jorji Costava
Most Influential: 911thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,683rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,270th
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Velikaya Arstotzka

Population2.124 billion

CapitalParadizna
LeaderJorji Costava
FaithAtheism

CurrencyCredit
AnimalEagle

The Socialist Dictatorship of Velikaya Arstotzka is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Jorji Costava with an iron fist, and notable for its fear of technology, frequent executions, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.124 billion Arstotzkans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paradizna. The average income tax rate is 89.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Velikaya Arstotzkan economy, worth 328 trillion Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 154,830 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

People have to sneak out of the country in order to have sex, citizens can freely debate whether Jorji Costava is a great leader or the greatest leader, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Velikaya Arstotzka, and friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Velikaya Arstotzka's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

Velikaya Arstotzka is ranked 216,046th in the world and 4,014th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 32.39013204808 days.

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Most Influential: 911thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,683rdTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,270thMost Patriotic: 3,787thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,752ndMost Conservative: 6,162ndMost Secular: 6,272ndMost Authoritarian: 6,782ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,418thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,979thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,513thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,658thLowest Crime Rates: 12,303rdMost Corrupt Governments: 13,349thLargest Governments: 13,684thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,808thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 15,820thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,619thMost Beautiful Environments: 19,815thHighest Average Incomes: 20,447thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20,514thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,054thLargest Black Market: 23,063rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,902ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 25,181st
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 82nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 108th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 114th in the regionMost Patriotic: 124th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 194th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 201st in the regionMost Conservative: 203rd in the regionMost Influential: 204th in the regionMost Secular: 230th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 237th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 271st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 297th in the regionMost Extreme: 338th in the regionLargest Black Market: 338th in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 430th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 480th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 501st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 504th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 532nd in the regionLargest Governments: 576th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 686th in the region

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