Population | 3.392 billion |
Capital | Stalivetich |
Leader | Alexi Dmitriev |
Faith | Fork |
Currency | Electronic Ruble |
Animal | Velaskevin Red Grizzly Bear |
The Peoples Republic of Velaskevin is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Alexi Dmitriev with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, anti-smoking policies, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 3.392 billion Velaskevinians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stalivetich. The average income tax rate is 81.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Velaskevinian economy, worth 425 trillion Electronic Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 125,375 Electronic Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Cheese has become the new icon of political dissent, primary candidates are replaced if they fail to compliment Alexi Dmitriev's hair, the nation's museums are real penny-pinchers, and the election for Alexi Dmitriev's office's janitor is heating up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Velaskevin's national animal is the Velaskevin Red Grizzly Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Fork.
Velaskevin is ranked 258,043rd in the world and 8,604th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 15.76309407828 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Velaskevin, the election for Alexi Dmitriev's office's janitor is heating up.
- : Velaskevin was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Democratic Socialists".
- : Following new legislation in Velaskevin, the nation's museums are real penny-pinchers.
- : Following new legislation in Velaskevin, primary candidates are replaced if they fail to compliment Alexi Dmitriev's hair.
- : Velaskevin was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
- : Following new legislation in Velaskevin, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent.
- : Following new legislation in Velaskevin, young people crowd pizza parlors praying to 'The Supreme Pizza, His Immaculate Munchiness'.
- : Following new legislation in Velaskevin, citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones.
- : Velaskevin was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Velaskevin, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.