NATION

PASSWORD

We are united! we are unstoppable! We are Velaskevin! Alexi Dmitriev
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 8,285thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,482ndLowest Crime Rates: 8,550th
The Peoples Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Influence
Newcomer
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Some

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Velaskevin

Population3.392 billion

CapitalStalivetich
LeaderAlexi Dmitriev
FaithFork

CurrencyElectronic Ruble
AnimalVelaskevin Red Grizzly Bear

The Peoples Republic of Velaskevin is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Alexi Dmitriev with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, anti-smoking policies, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 3.392 billion Velaskevinians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stalivetich. The average income tax rate is 81.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Velaskevinian economy, worth 425 trillion Electronic Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 125,375 Electronic Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cheese has become the new icon of political dissent, primary candidates are replaced if they fail to compliment Alexi Dmitriev's hair, the nation's museums are real penny-pinchers, and the election for Alexi Dmitriev's office's janitor is heating up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Velaskevin's national animal is the Velaskevin Red Grizzly Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Fork.

Velaskevin is ranked 258,043rd in the world and 8,604th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 15.76309407828 days.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 8,285thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,482ndLowest Crime Rates: 8,550thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,717thSafest: 11,732ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,120thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 15,869thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,379thHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,366thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,855thMost Patriotic: 19,226thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,500thLargest Governments: 19,545thHealthiest Citizens: 19,686thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 23,289thMost Secular: 25,943rdLargest Mining Sector: 26,495thSmartest Citizens: 26,856thMost Corrupt Governments: 27,123rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 29,461st
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Lowest Crime Rates: 531st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 630th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 635th in the regionSafest: 680th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 696th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 697th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,024th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Velaskevin, the election for Alexi Dmitriev's office's janitor is heating up.
  • : Velaskevin was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in Velaskevin, the nation's museums are real penny-pinchers.
  • : Following new legislation in Velaskevin, primary candidates are replaced if they fail to compliment Alexi Dmitriev's hair.
  • : Velaskevin was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in Velaskevin, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent.
  • : Following new legislation in Velaskevin, young people crowd pizza parlors praying to 'The Supreme Pizza, His Immaculate Munchiness'.
  • : Following new legislation in Velaskevin, citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones.
  • : Velaskevin was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Velaskevin, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.

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