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United in Diversity
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 19,648thMost Cheerful Citizens: 21,662ndMost Income Equality: 22,766th
The Federation of
Democratic Socialists
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Vaulernia

Population826 million

CapitalStaneburg
LeaderPirate Colby

Currencystence
Animallion

The Federation of Vaulernia is a huge, safe nation, ruled by Pirate Colby with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 826 million Vaulernians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Staneburg. The average income tax rate is 54.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Vaulernian economy, worth 55.6 trillion stences a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 67,304 stences, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A video of Pirate Colby wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news, the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan, elderly prisoners with severe dementia are reminded hourly that they are evil people by helpful nurse-wardens, and internet moderators work overtime to remove memes comparing Pirate Colby to cartoon bears. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vaulernia's national animal is the lion.

Vaulernia is ranked 100,639th in the world and 33rd in Empire of Love for Smartest Citizens, with 35.8 quips per hour.

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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 19,648thMost Cheerful Citizens: 21,662ndMost Income Equality: 22,766thMost Devout: 25,949thMost Inclusive: 26,494th
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7th in the regionTop
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Most Inclusive: 10th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 11th in the regionNicest Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13th in the regionMost Cultured: 15th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 17th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Vaulernia, internet moderators work overtime to remove memes comparing Pirate Colby to cartoon bears.
  • : Following new legislation in Vaulernia, elderly prisoners with severe dementia are reminded hourly that they are evil people by helpful nurse-wardens.
  • : Following new legislation in Vaulernia, the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan.
  • : Following new legislation in Vaulernia, a video of Pirate Colby wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news.
  • : Following new legislation in Vaulernia, broken suspension systems are giving auto repair shops plenty of business.
  • : Vaulernia's influence in Empire of Love rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Following new legislation in Vaulernia, school lunches are made with hypo-allergenic wood pulp.
  • : Following new legislation in Vaulernia, it's rare to find an unchewed pencil.
  • : Vaulernia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Vaulernia, the sick and dying are locked in their homes with a red "X" painted on the front door.

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