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Most Pacifist: 2,172ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,309thNicest Citizens: 2,311th
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Population2.339 billion

LeaderPrime Minister Eogga


The Democratic Republic of Vatinland is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Minister Eogga with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.339 billion Vatinlandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Badgerland. The average income tax rate is 93.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Vatinlandian economy, worth 338 trillion Dimadomedimmadollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 144,820 Dimadomedimmadollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

You need a signed affidavit from a registered psychiatrist to claim that you have crazy low prices, the banshee wail foretells skies of death, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, and EpiPen sales have skyrocketed. Crime is totally unknown. Vatinland's national animal is the Badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is CHEEEEESE.

Vatinland is ranked 235,218th in the world and 909th in Europeia for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -8.98 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Most Pacifist: 2,172ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,309thNicest Citizens: 2,311thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,432ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,462ndTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 2,770thMost Influential: 2,789thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,813thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,320thMost Inclusive: 3,496thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,661stHighest Food Quality: 4,801stSafest: 5,553rdLongest Average Lifespans: 6,045thHealthiest Citizens: 6,685thBest Weather: 6,889thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,919thMost Developed: 7,588thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,596thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,303rdMost Cultured: 8,359thLargest Governments: 8,544thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,860thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,985thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,221stSmartest Citizens: 9,258thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,603rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,607thMost Efficient Economies: 9,843rdMost Subsidized Industry: 9,934thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,326thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,317thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,316thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,723rdTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 16,674thHighest Average Incomes: 16,704thMost Secular: 21,668th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 29th in the regionMost Pacifist: 32nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 35th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 35th in the regionNicest Citizens: 36th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 38th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 39th in the regionMost Inclusive: 49th in the regionMost Politically Free: 49th in the regionTop
Safest: 64th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 67th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 68th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 71st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 76th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 78th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 79th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 80th in the regionBest Weather: 81st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 84th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 85th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 87th in the regionMost Developed: 89th in the regionMost Cultured: 89th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 89th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 90th in the regionLargest Governments: 91st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 93rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 103rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 104th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 104th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Vatinland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn A Bloodred Moon".
  • : Following new legislation in Vatinland, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed.
  • : Vatinland lodged a message on the Europeia Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Vatinland, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • : Vatinland was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Rafen-Zheltyr.
  • : Vatinland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Vatinland, the banshee wail foretells skies of death.
  • : Following new legislation in Vatinland, you need a signed affidavit from a registered psychiatrist to claim that you have crazy low prices.
  • : Following new legislation in Vatinland, tax revenue is often intercepted by international accountants before ever seeing the national treasury.
  • : Vatinland was endorsed by The Conked Out Koalas of Sanjurika.