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It's so vast, this gate
Most Conservative: 15,117thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,014thMost Devout: 27,388th
The Incorporated Vastness of
Moralistic Democracy
Influence
Handshaker
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Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Vastgate

Population5.772 billion

CapitalPorta Magna
LeaderLady Banananana
FaithZuul worship

Currencybanana
Animalalpaca

The Incorporated Vastness of Vastgate is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Lady Banananana with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 5.772 billion Vastgateans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Porta Magna. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.8%.

The Vastgatean economy, worth 330 trillion bananas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Trout Farming, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 57,262 bananas, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

Petitions to the government are being used to insulate politicians' office walls, legislators toe the party line lest the Sergeant-at-Arms decide to conduct "truncheon practice" on the backbench, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, and the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vastgate's national animal is the alpaca, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Zuul worship.

Vastgate is ranked 45,007th in the world and 20th in Seven To Many for Most Stationary, with 977.33811061432 days.

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Most Conservative: 15,117thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,014thMost Devout: 27,388th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Vastgate, the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance.
  • : Following new legislation in Vastgate, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication.
  • : Following new legislation in Vastgate, legislators toe the party line lest the Sergeant-at-Arms decide to conduct "truncheon practice" on the backbench.
  • : Following new legislation in Vastgate, petitions to the government are being used to insulate politicians' office walls.
  • : Following new legislation in Vastgate, elected officials often serve for decades in a single term.
  • : Following new legislation in Vastgate, running a hot dog stand is harder than achieving a doctorate.
  • : Following new legislation in Vastgate, ancestry test results arrive bundled with patent applications.
  • : Following new legislation in Vastgate, people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares.
  • : Vastgate was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Vastgate, the hills are alive with the smell of burning flesh.

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