Population | 4.11 billion |
Capital | Normal Brazil |
Leader | Brazilian Superstar |
Faith | Aigunnow |
Currency | Pound |
Animal | Leming |
The Atlantassian Lemings of Vasstats is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Brazilian Superstar with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.11 billion Vasstatsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Normal Brazil. The average income tax rate is 44.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Vasstatsian economy, worth 630 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 153,429 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
Oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds, the government spends millions of Pounds every year prosecuting spammers, scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays, and adult magazines are having a sales resurgence as internet anonymity disappears. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vasstats's national animal is the Leming, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Aigunnow.
Vasstats is ranked 76,652nd in the world and 3rd in The Funian Puppet Region for Most Stationary, with 626.8225502222 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Vasstats, adult magazines are having a sales resurgence as internet anonymity disappears.
- : Vasstats was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
- : Following new legislation in Vasstats, scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays.
- : Following new legislation in Vasstats, the government spends millions of Pounds every year prosecuting spammers.
- : Vasstats was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Vasstats, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds.
- : Following new legislation in Vasstats, internet trolls are considered valiant supporters of the right to free speech.
- : Vasstats was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
- : Following new legislation in Vasstats, Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested.
- : Following new legislation in Vasstats, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list.