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A Pound of Cheese
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 3,332ndLargest Insurance Industry: 5,030thLargest Mining Sector: 7,432nd
The Atlantassian Lemings of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Vasstats

Population4.11 billion

CapitalNormal Brazil
LeaderBrazilian Superstar
FaithAigunnow

CurrencyPound
AnimalLeming

The Atlantassian Lemings of Vasstats is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Brazilian Superstar with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.11 billion Vasstatsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Normal Brazil. The average income tax rate is 44.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Vasstatsian economy, worth 630 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 153,429 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds, the government spends millions of Pounds every year prosecuting spammers, scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays, and adult magazines are having a sales resurgence as internet anonymity disappears. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vasstats's national animal is the Leming, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Aigunnow.

Vasstats is ranked 76,652nd in the world and 3rd in The Funian Puppet Region for Most Stationary, with 626.8225502222 days.

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5%
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 3,332ndLargest Insurance Industry: 5,030thLargest Mining Sector: 7,432ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,975thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,835thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,809thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,167thLargest Black Market: 13,294thTop
10%
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 14,936thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,446thMost Patriotic: 17,658thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 18,358thLargest Retail Industry: 18,465thHighest Average Incomes: 20,964thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 21,226thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22,778thBest Weather: 27,261st
Top
1%
Most Stationary: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 8th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Black Market: 20th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 22nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 23rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 29th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 31st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 37th in the regionMost Patriotic: 51st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Vasstats, adult magazines are having a sales resurgence as internet anonymity disappears.
  • : Vasstats was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Vasstats, scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays.
  • : Following new legislation in Vasstats, the government spends millions of Pounds every year prosecuting spammers.
  • : Vasstats was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Vasstats, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds.
  • : Following new legislation in Vasstats, internet trolls are considered valiant supporters of the right to free speech.
  • : Vasstats was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in Vasstats, Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested.
  • : Following new legislation in Vasstats, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list.

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