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Strength through Adversity
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 4thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12th
The People's Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Varayusha

Population27.799 billion

CapitalUnderwarren Prime
Leaderthe Underlord
Faithloyalty to the State

Currencytoggle-bolt
Animalicefang

The People's Republic of Varayusha is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by the Underlord with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 27.799 billion Varayushans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Underwarren Prime. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Varayushan economy, worth an astonishing 20,385 trillion toggle-bolts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 733,317 toggle-bolts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government spends billions to protect Varayusha from a disaster that is one in a million, the world still seems flat to some people in space, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, and the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Varayusha's national animal is the icefang, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is loyalty to the State.

Varayusha is ranked 283,605th in the world and 11,371st in the South Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -38.11 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 4thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12thHighest Poor Incomes: 17thLargest Black Market: 21stHighest Average Tax Rates: 22ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 31stLargest Governments: 33rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 41stMost Subsidized Industry: 65thLowest Crime Rates: 69thHighest Average Incomes: 75thMost Advanced Public Education: 76thHighest Economic Output: 95thMost Corrupt Governments: 104thMost Patriotic: 112thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 154thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 199thMost Developed: 214thLongest Average Lifespans: 233rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 248thLargest Welfare Programs: 432ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 463rdMost Beautiful Environments: 546thMost Cultured: 552ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 569thSmartest Citizens: 655thMost Stationary: 746thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 775thMost Scientifically Advanced: 777thMost Efficient Economies: 784thLargest Mining Sector: 1,023rdHighest Food Quality: 1,248thMost Devout: 1,363rdHealthiest Citizens: 1,771stMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,999thMost Inclusive: 2,696thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 3,165thLargest Populations: 4,152ndRudest Citizens: 4,841stLargest Publishing Industry: 5,692ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,181stMost Influential: 12,927thTop
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Most Income Equality: 19,854thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,950th
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Largest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 12th in the regionMost Developed: 12th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 14th in the regionMost Stationary: 15th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 16th in the regionMost Cultured: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 20th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 22nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 23rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 24th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 25th in the regionMost Devout: 30th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 33rd in the regionLargest Populations: 36th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 41st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 62nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 67th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 85th in the regionMost Inclusive: 86th in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 146th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 157th in the regionRudest Citizens: 162nd in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 800th in the regionMost Income Equality: 892nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,123rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Varayusha, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon.
  • : Following new legislation in Varayusha, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites.
  • : Following new legislation in Varayusha, the world still seems flat to some people in space.
  • : Varayusha was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Varayusha was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Following new legislation in Varayusha, the government spends billions to protect Varayusha from a disaster that is one in a million.
  • : Following new legislation in Varayusha, truancy officers have a hard time catching children trained in advanced camouflage skills.
  • : Following new legislation in Varayusha, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high.
  • : Following new legislation in Varayusha, the government's new "quiet competence" initiative has supporters and detractors alike reeling in confusion.
  • : Following new legislation in Varayusha, community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common.

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