Population | 31.083 billion |
Capital | Underwarren Prime |
Leader | the Underlord |
Faith | loyalty to the State |
Currency | toggle-bolt |
Animal | icefang |
The People's Republic of Varayusha is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Underlord with an even hand, and notable for its digital currency, ubiquitous missile silos, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 31.083 billion Varayushans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Underwarren Prime. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Varayushan economy, worth an astonishing 22,864 trillion toggle-bolts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 735,582 toggle-bolts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, mums always ask their three-year-olds for permission before hugging them, foreign policy often involves bullwhips and leather, and country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Varayusha's national animal is the icefang, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is loyalty to the State.
Varayusha is ranked 688th in the world and 13th in the South Pacific for Most Stationary, with 5,199.66333888 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Varayusha was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Inclusive.
- : Following new legislation in Varayusha, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized.
- : Following new legislation in Varayusha, foreign policy often involves bullwhips and leather.
- : Following new legislation in Varayusha, mums always ask their three-year-olds for permission before hugging them.
- : Following new legislation in Varayusha, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
- : Following new legislation in Varayusha, the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year.
- : Following new legislation in Varayusha, hordes of tourists are ruining the environment.
- : Following new legislation in Varayusha, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes.
- : Following new legislation in Varayusha, the nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard.
- : Following new legislation in Varayusha, the Varayushan football team for the Maxxmas ceasefire consists only of Intelligence Corps personnel.