Population | 6.747 billion |
Currency | ruble |
Animal | eagle |
The Republic of Vara 19 is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.747 billion Vara 19ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. The average income tax rate is 77.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Vara 19ian economy, worth 952 trillion rubles a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 141,165 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Nobility is the world's oldest profession, the government offers gay men mildly offensive tips on how to pass as straight, lonely people are supposed to be cheered up by the many parties that they are never invited to, and radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vara 19's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
Vara 19 is ranked 172,856th in the world and 44th in Eye for Most Stationary, with 92.6008782354 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Vara 19, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion.
- : Following new legislation in Vara 19, lonely people are supposed to be cheered up by the many parties that they are never invited to.
- : Following new legislation in Vara 19, the government offers gay men mildly offensive tips on how to pass as straight.
- : Following new legislation in Vara 19, nobility is the world's oldest profession.
- : Following new legislation in Vara 19, birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire.
- : Following new legislation in Vara 19, trespassers entering Leader's office are immediately vaporized.
- : Following new legislation in Vara 19, concussed eagleball players cannot remember their lineup position.
- : Following new legislation in Vara 19, there's more vermin than ever on the metro.
- : Following new legislation in Vara 19, a government program is underway to revitalize Vara 19's beaches.
- : Following new legislation in Vara 19, the nation's student exchange programs are something of a one way street.