Population | 4.357 billion |
Capital | Moscow Idaho |
Leader | Church hill |
Faith | Rasputarian |
Currency | Kronks |
Animal | бобер |
The Nomadic Peoples of Vanna tallinn is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Church hill with an even hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, frequent executions, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 4.357 billion Swedeses are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Defense also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow Idaho. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Vanna tallinnian economy, worth a remarkable 1,324 trillion Kronks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 303,984 Kronks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,803,836 per year while the poor average 3,292, a ratio of 851 to 1.
Slavers view "what did your last slave die of" as a request for a demonstration, swarms of present-laden delivery drones blot out the sun before major holidays, Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation, and one year's corporation tax from three international megacorporations has funded one dozen shiny black pencils for Church hill's office. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Vanna tallinn's national animal is the бобер, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Rasputarian.
Vanna tallinn is ranked 329,029th in the world and 5,011th in the Rejected Realms for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring -20.25 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Vanna tallinn lodged a message on the The Rejected Realms Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Vanna tallinn, one year's corporation tax from three international megacorporations has funded one dozen shiny black pencils for Church hill's office.
- : Following new legislation in Vanna tallinn, Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation.
- : Following new legislation in Vanna tallinn, swarms of present-laden delivery drones blot out the sun before major holidays.
- : Following new legislation in Vanna tallinn, slavers view "what did your last slave die of" as a request for a demonstration.
- : Following new legislation in Vanna tallinn, childish pranks are no laughing matter.
- : Following new legislation in Vanna tallinn, diners regard burgers made from mechanically reclaimed cow protein as "proper meat".
- : Following new legislation in Vanna tallinn, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region.
- : Following new legislation in Vanna tallinn, economics is a shrinking field.
- : Following new legislation in Vanna tallinn, air purifiers fight smoke machines on Vanna tallinnian stage setups.