Prosperity, Freedom, Efficiency
Most Influential: 60thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 441stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 461st
The Free Lands of
New York Times Democracy
Eminence Grise
Founder / WA Delegate
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population14.091 billion


Animalwild cow

The Free Lands of Vancouvia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, notable for its smutty television, ban on automobiles, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic population of 14.091 billion Vancouvians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vesuvius. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Vancouvian economy, worth a remarkable 3,046 trillion coves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 216,178 coves, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens, the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers, prospective parents are cheering on the streets as they no longer need a license to have children, and Leader's Twitcher account is typically used to share wild cow memes rather than government policy. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vancouvia's national animal is the wild cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Vancouvia is ranked 170,414th in the world and 134th in The Western Isles for Highest Drug Use, scoring 42.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most Influential: 60thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 441stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 461stLargest Welfare Programs: 548thMost Subsidized Industry: 597thHighest Average Tax Rates: 649thMost Advanced Public Transport: 653rdMost Advanced Public Education: 734thLargest Governments: 899thSafest: 1,031stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,076thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,107thMost Cultured: 1,121stMost Efficient Economies: 1,207thMost Developed: 1,214thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,473rdLowest Crime Rates: 1,506thMost Inclusive: 1,640thSmartest Citizens: 1,699thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,732ndMost Beautiful Environments: 2,139thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,226thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 2,498thMost Pacifist: 2,550thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,783rdHealthiest Citizens: 2,803rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,207thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,405thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,705thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,759thNicest Citizens: 3,938thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,050thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,112thNudest: 4,467thHighest Economic Output: 4,606thHighest Average Incomes: 5,283rdMost Stationary: 6,346thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,958thBest Weather: 11,739thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 13,144thMost Secular: 16,117thLargest Populations: 18,124th
Most Influential: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Inclusive: 6th in the regionNudest: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 9th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 10th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 10th in the regionNicest Citizens: 12th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18th in the regionMost Politically Free: 19th in the region

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