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Lucky Beetles shall rules thy pizza
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 431stMost Compassionate Citizens: 757thMost Pacifist: 799th
The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Vampire beetles

Population3.818 billion

CapitalYggdrasil
LeaderSanta Claus
FaithAthyism

CurrencyGolden Candy Cane
AnimalLeprechaun

The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of Vampire beetles is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Santa Claus with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.818 billion Beetles love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrasil. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Vampirian economy, worth 776 trillion Golden Candy Canes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Pizza Delivery, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 203,424 Golden Candy Canes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Vital intelligence-gathering activities are often put on hold for Call of Honor tournaments, anti-environmentalist dissidents must beware of government plants in their midst, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, and one does not simply walk into the tundra. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vampire beetles's national animal is the Leprechaun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Athyism.

Vampire beetles is ranked 255,092nd in the world and 2nd in World of Beetles for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -12.88 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 431stMost Compassionate Citizens: 757thMost Pacifist: 799thNicest Citizens: 861stMost Inclusive: 913thSafest: 927thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,082ndLargest Welfare Programs: 1,353rdMost Rebellious Youth: 1,490thHighest Food Quality: 1,564thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,628thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,760thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,831stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,903rdHighest Poor Incomes: 2,095thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,156thLargest Governments: 2,232ndLongest Average Lifespans: 2,389thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,627thTop
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Most Developed: 2,689thMost Cultured: 2,735thHealthiest Citizens: 2,754thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,757thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,939thBest Weather: 3,051stMost Advanced Public Education: 3,223rdLowest Crime Rates: 3,241stSmartest Citizens: 3,562ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,124thMost Secular: 4,128thMost Efficient Economies: 4,153rdMost Subsidized Industry: 4,206thMost Income Equality: 5,723rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,183rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,659thHighest Average Incomes: 7,114thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,868thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,759th
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Largest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionTop
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Highest Food Quality: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Vampire beetles, one does not simply walk into the tundra.
  • : Following new legislation in Vampire beetles, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking.
  • : Following new legislation in Vampire beetles, anti-environmentalist dissidents must beware of government plants in their midst.
  • : Following new legislation in Vampire beetles, vital intelligence-gathering activities are often put on hold for Call of Honor tournaments.
  • : Following new legislation in Vampire beetles, anti-government web sites are springing up.
  • : Following new legislation in Vampire beetles, Vampire beetles's Medieval Faire is renowned as one of the best in the region.
  • : Following new legislation in Vampire beetles, rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay.
  • : Following new legislation in Vampire beetles, Santa Claus can often be seen hanging around playgrounds chatting with the kids.
  • : Following new legislation in Vampire beetles, 'Totally Not Partisan News' is a line item on the government budget.
  • : Following new legislation in Vampire beetles, sausages are seldom seen in the supermarket.

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