Population | 7.382 billion |
Capital | Yggdrasil |
Leader | Ringa Beetles |
Faith | Athyism |
Currency | Golden Yggdrasil Leaf |
Animal | Leprechaun |
The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of Vampire beetles is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ringa Beetles with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.382 billion Beetles love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrasil. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Vampirian economy, worth a remarkable 1,943 trillion Golden Yggdrasil Leaves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an amazing 263,288 Golden Yggdrasil Leaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle, pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions, and devotion to God is only skin-deep. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vampire beetles's national animal is the Leprechaun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Athyism.
Vampire beetles is ranked 36,617th in the world and 93rd in World of Beetles for Most Stationary, with 1,242.36752432872 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Vampire beetles, devotion to God is only skin-deep.
- : Following new legislation in Vampire beetles, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions.
- : Following new legislation in Vampire beetles, pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits.
- : Following new legislation in Vampire beetles, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle.
- : Following new legislation in Vampire beetles, a death threat has replaced 'hello' as an official greeting in the nation.
- : Following new legislation in Vampire beetles, industry leaders commend the government for enacting an emissions reduction strategy that reduces no Vampirian emissions at all.
- : Following new legislation in Vampire beetles, the nation's ambassadors often conduct their business in jail cells.
- : Following new legislation in Vampire beetles, it is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers.
- : Following new legislation in Vampire beetles, politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days.
- : Following new legislation in Vampire beetles, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle".