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Lowest Crime Rates: 452ndMost Developed: 805thLongest Average Lifespans: 850th
The Proletariat Dictatorship of
Psychotic Dictatorship
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Frightening
Political Freedom
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Valyxias

Population16.379 billion

CapitalVolantis
LeaderTimothy Gareth Fitzgerald
FaithValyxian Orthodox Christianity

CurrencySolidus
AnimalPhoenix

The Proletariat Dictatorship of Valyxias is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Timothy Gareth Fitzgerald with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, cheerful population of 16.379 billion Valyxians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Volantis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Valyxian economy, worth a remarkable 4,403 trillion Soliduses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 268,873 Soliduses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A government program is underway to revitalize Valyxias's beaches, military officers are given medals for disobeying orders, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records, and the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valyxias's national animal is the Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Valyxian Orthodox Christianity.

Valyxias is ranked 84,552nd in the world and 477th in the West Pacific for Most Stationary, with 555.40215843128 days.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 452ndMost Developed: 805thLongest Average Lifespans: 850thHealthiest Citizens: 908thHighest Average Tax Rates: 990thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,087thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,114thLargest Governments: 1,127thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,421stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,472ndBest Weather: 1,512thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,690thMost Armed: 2,014thSafest: 2,437thSmartest Citizens: 2,507thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,704thMost Patriotic: 2,927thMost Efficient Economies: 2,933rdTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,001stLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,032ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,258thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,442ndMost Beautiful Environments: 3,453rdMost Advanced Public Education: 3,463rdMost Secular: 3,536thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,619thHighest Economic Output: 4,083rdHighest Average Incomes: 4,164thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,421stMost Corrupt Governments: 4,767thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,249thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,429thMost Authoritarian: 6,622ndMost Subsidized Industry: 6,899thHighest Food Quality: 7,396thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,717thMost Income Equality: 12,640thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,288thTop
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Most Inclusive: 15,421stMost Influential: 15,580thMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,282ndLargest Populations: 23,079thLargest Publishing Industry: 28,627th
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Lowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 12th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 12th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 13th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 13th in the regionLargest Governments: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 20th in the regionBest Weather: 21st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23rd in the regionMost Armed: 26th in the regionMost Patriotic: 28th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 30th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 34th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 36th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 41st in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 44th in the regionSafest: 44th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 45th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 48th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 48th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 50th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 55th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 56th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 56th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 59th in the regionMost Secular: 62nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 62nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 63rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 71st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 84th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 85th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 130th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 131st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 137th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 149th in the regionLargest Populations: 160th in the regionMost Income Equality: 205th in the regionMost Extreme: 208th in the regionTop
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Most Inclusive: 287th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 310th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 389th in the regionMost Influential: 398th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 414th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Valyxias, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.
  • : Following new legislation in Valyxias, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records.
  • : Following new legislation in Valyxias, military officers are given medals for disobeying orders.
  • : Following new legislation in Valyxias, a government program is underway to revitalize Valyxias's beaches.
  • : Following new legislation in Valyxias, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds.
  • : Following new legislation in Valyxias, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description.
  • : Following new legislation in Valyxias, rumor has it that Timothy Gareth Fitzgerald has won three lotteries in a row.
  • : Following new legislation in Valyxias, there is a heavy social stigma attached to e-cigarettes.
  • : Following new legislation in Valyxias, school uniforms are compulsory.
  • : Valyxias was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.

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