Population | 16.379 billion |
Capital | Volantis |
Leader | Timothy Gareth Fitzgerald |
Faith | Valyxian Orthodox Christianity |
Currency | Solidus |
Animal | Phoenix |
The Proletariat Dictatorship of Valyxias is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Timothy Gareth Fitzgerald with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, cheerful population of 16.379 billion Valyxians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Volantis. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Valyxian economy, worth a remarkable 4,403 trillion Soliduses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 268,873 Soliduses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
A government program is underway to revitalize Valyxias's beaches, military officers are given medals for disobeying orders, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records, and the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valyxias's national animal is the Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Valyxian Orthodox Christianity.
Valyxias is ranked 84,552nd in the world and 477th in the West Pacific for Most Stationary, with 555.40215843128 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Valyxias, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.
- : Following new legislation in Valyxias, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records.
- : Following new legislation in Valyxias, military officers are given medals for disobeying orders.
- : Following new legislation in Valyxias, a government program is underway to revitalize Valyxias's beaches.
- : Following new legislation in Valyxias, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds.
- : Following new legislation in Valyxias, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description.
- : Following new legislation in Valyxias, rumor has it that Timothy Gareth Fitzgerald has won three lotteries in a row.
- : Following new legislation in Valyxias, there is a heavy social stigma attached to e-cigarettes.
- : Following new legislation in Valyxias, school uniforms are compulsory.
- : Valyxias was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.