The Republic of Valtorvia is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its frequent executions, otherworldly petting zoo, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 815 million Valtorvians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 66.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Valtorvian economy, worth 77.2 trillion Ducats a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 94,699 Ducats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
School uniforms are compulsory, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, the nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides, and delivery truck companies use hospital parking lots to store 16-wheelers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valtorvia's national animal is the Lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Valtorvia is ranked 107,145th in the world and 21st in Valerian Reach for Smartest Citizens, with 34.9 quips per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Valtorvia, delivery truck companies use hospital parking lots to store 16-wheelers.
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Valtorvia, the nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides.
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Valtorvia, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools.
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Valtorvia, school uniforms are compulsory.
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Valtorvia, returning vacationers often find that their property is now a construction site.
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Valtorvia, Leader has just been declared ruler of Valtorvia in an international press conference.
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Valtorvia, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space.
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Valtorvia, Lynxes with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped.
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Valtorvia, the only soporific permitted during sermons is the preacher's voice.
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Valtorvia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Food Quality.