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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 465thMost Influential: 2,160thMost Armed: 4,226th
The Armed Republic of
Capitalist Paradise
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Population654 million



The Armed Republic of Valshire is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, triple-decker prams, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 654 million Valshireans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blunton. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Valshirean economy, worth 69.4 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 106,157 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

The song 'They Got an Awful Lot of Coffee in Valshire' is a smash hit, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle, 1% of global paper production is bound for the National Archive, and human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valshire's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Valshire is ranked 65,601st in the world and 2,983rd in The North Pacific for Most Average, scoring 40.32 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 465thTop
Most Influential: 2,160thMost Armed: 4,226thFattest Citizens: 5,024thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,993rdRudest Citizens: 6,045thLargest Retail Industry: 7,171stMost Avoided: 7,403rdTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 12,210thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,312thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,559thLargest Mining Sector: 14,836thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15,929thMost Efficient Economies: 16,262ndLargest Publishing Industry: 16,787th
Most Armed: 139th in the regionFattest Citizens: 167th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 228th in the regionMost Avoided: 240th in the regionRudest Citizens: 330th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 331st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 337th in the regionTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 506th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 549th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 558th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 559th in the regionMost Influential: 686th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 693rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 793rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 815th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Valshire, human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants.
  • : Valshire was endorsed by The Holy Lucky Matriarchy of Racoda.
  • : Valshire voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend 00000 A World Power".
  • : Following new legislation in Valshire, 1% of global paper production is bound for the National Archive.
  • : Following new legislation in Valshire, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle.
  • : Valshire was endorsed by The Benevolent Dictatorship of The United Capital of Adam.
  • : Following new legislation in Valshire, the song 'They Got an Awful Lot of Coffee in Valshire' is a smash hit.
  • : Valshire voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Promotion of Recycling".
  • : Following new legislation in Valshire, a life spent suffering in silence is considered noble.
  • : Following new legislation in Valshire, Leader's power is effectively nullified as no bill becomes law without the upper house's support.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 242 » Orado, Alunya, Yaorozu, The Rhein States, Loutsland, Runeda, Territorio di Nessuno, Shadowrik, Dabarastan, Koda-Land, Dreadton, Notyoutopia, Corfad, Miruma, Abject Ludicrosity, Sockmanland, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Ravendi, 1 very fast endotarter, Zumlandia, Guer Aike, Sundred, Siwale, Eravonia, Aratani, Black Templares, Amauri, Pazair, Castle Federation, Viridiann, Dar es Saalam, Selfgradatude, Valhalla123, Seenvorland, Wineclaw, Empy, Kranostav, Sunto, North Bratislava, United Anglo-America, New Bremerton, Interdimensional Zone, Zyvetskistaahn, Shibutani, Ponantine, Glurponia, The Tampa Bay Rays, Wodan, McMasterdonia, Vincone Cae, and 192 others.El Fiji Grande, Terban Kedah, Daiz, Holy Oranz, Frances Francis the First of France, Pallaith, Gnomewatchers, Palgo, The Iron Lions, Sil Dorsett, U S Eh, Steampunk Ariel, Aenglaland, Misthas, General COE, Serendipita Martia, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Western Vapia, Greater Ars Britannia, Newpromisedland, Mazeoftime, Drutopia Insomnia, Sunaiya, Kubrostavsria, Panama Coalition, Slacker Ville, Sacrento, Tachycardia, The Real Ram Ranch, Ethnon, Chukstik Illahi, OuterGalactic Banking Clan, Clan Spaniel, Soviet Terran, North Novkia, Eraver, Prydania, Dicko, Angwayster, Townsvalley, Lotion Empire, Krakabossa, United States of Americanas, Aetulia, Xagill, Phoronu, Arimbia, Advancia-Sizzletown, Greater Maharlikans, The Most Freedom Ever, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Valentine Z, Aezus, Karazan, Marmiedon, Wilkshire, Itallitopia, The Sinclarian Provinces, 2 and 2 is Fish, Detrivania, The Kingdom and Realm of Anubis, Fendlium, Montarc, Praeceps, British Pacific Islands, Free Culture, Independent Halls, Zecit, Infinitis, Moubarakistan, Kwaj, Zupla, Lorigia, New Lakemba, Freyford, Umuyyad, Vernest Quill, Malta Comino Gozo, Tianqing, Blackphir, Velon, Iron Cladia, Zixu, The Fecking Bois, Volstokn, Humptalumpta, Angshire, Loli County, Jasminlandia, Cobleck Weleis, Makersaulache, Revolutionary Sealand, Lungha, Francois Isidore, Austral States of America, New Flos, Avemterra, Napnomadia, Imperial Joseon, Great Bights Mum, Kasazzastan, Antineum, Wisconsota, God Leon, Hamerica, Navigator Islands, Anungu, PotatoFarmers, Merconitonitopia, JesseltonTM, United Kahndaq, Valatic Ash, Porlock, Kelvaros Prime, Mandexia, The Swedish Soviet Republic, Noahs Second Country, Yokciq Empire, Wit Noreis, Omnistria, Universal State Formula, Woodsend, Clan Barrnary, Old Republic of Greece, RaineTrifles, Dakota Territories, Melkmeid, The New Communist Republic Of States, Haminkwarea, The Stratosphere Islands, MiaryBhalzhack, The Endless Eventide, New Jamgra, Methor, Votak Matim, KhalChicken, The World Capitalist Confederation, Olofin, Vexilia, Joodey, Ver Testua, Banana Rat, SherpDaWerp in TNP, The Lancerian Empire, Ihese, Vivanco, Crader, Lybirit, Reyalda, Bhigham, Dorito Dust, Orven, New Avian, Diodone, Harrys, Underium, Plangainer, Stone Ira, Land of the Cross, Beagles Reborn, The Galactic Triumvirate, Xentherida, East Akra, Infantivore, Warsaw-Halicz, Morover, Outer Bay, Kingdom Of Manaf, The Windmilluminati, Antiyard, Novanoke, Hangsa, Avastate, Coluazuela, Australian Socialist Commonwealths, New Caledon, Marrinia, Aeolist, Old Emporia, United West States, Unsophisticate, SORT, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Nisastria, New Octicarg, Kulgatha, Greifenburg, Nistriabar, Sachi, Varola, The United Capital of Adam, and Racoda.

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