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Most Influential: 72ndLargest Publishing Industry: 426thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 548th
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Population21.917 billion

CapitalExcelsior City
LeaderCole Relander


The Dominion of Valrem is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Cole Relander with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, national health service, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 21.917 billion Valremians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Welfare, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Excelsior City. The average income tax rate is 93.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Valremian economy, worth a remarkable 3,979 trillion euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 181,550 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics, the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop, cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy, and there's a bright dawn ahead for Valrem. Crime is totally unknown. Valrem's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Valrem is ranked 205,402nd in the world and 1,110th in Europe for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring -36.33 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.

Most Influential: 72ndLargest Publishing Industry: 426thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 548thMost Pacifist: 947thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,029thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,071stSmartest Citizens: 1,161stMost Cultured: 1,223rdMost Beautiful Environments: 1,251stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,445thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,517thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,659thTop
Most Developed: 2,235thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,282ndLargest Welfare Programs: 2,362ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,450thNicest Citizens: 2,682ndHighest Economic Output: 2,705thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,894thHighest Drug Use: 2,952ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,985thSafest: 3,283rdHighest Poor Incomes: 3,297thMost Inclusive: 4,352ndLargest Governments: 4,471stLargest Populations: 5,138thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,262ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,628thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,677thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,821stLowest Crime Rates: 6,020thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,193rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,150thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,216thHealthiest Citizens: 7,952ndHighest Average Incomes: 8,155thBest Weather: 9,651stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,028thTop
Nudest: 11,103rdMost Secular: 12,548thMost Efficient Economies: 14,609thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17,191stMost Income Equality: 18,447th
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 13th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 18th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 19th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 19th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 20th in the regionMost Pacifist: 22nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 23rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 23rd in the regionLargest Populations: 27th in the regionMost Influential: 27th in the regionMost Cultured: 30th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 31st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 34th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 35th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 36th in the regionMost Developed: 44th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 45th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 51st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 51st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 52nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 52nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 54th in the regionTop
Nudest: 59th in the regionSafest: 60th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 63rd in the regionLargest Governments: 66th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 77th in the regionMost Inclusive: 78th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 81st in the regionMost Income Equality: 83rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 92nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 95th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 97th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 98th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 110th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Valrem was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : Valrem's influence in Europe rose from "Newcomer" to "Apprentice".
  • : Valrem changed its national currency to "euro".
  • : Valrem relocated from Lazarus to Europe.
  • : Following new legislation in Valrem, there's a bright dawn ahead for Valrem.
  • : Following new legislation in Valrem, cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy.
  • : Following new legislation in Valrem, the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop.
  • : Valrem was refounded in Lazarus.
  • : Valrem ceased to exist in Europe.
  • : Valrem was endorsed by The Federation of Rijlands.


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